Maximus Minimus in the Adventures of the Job Seekers

Ladies and Gentlemen, especially the gentlemen, please step up and be amazed. Hire me today to bring beauty and cuteness to your lives! I'm easy on the eyes and very loyal. That means I expect loyalty from you, too....no sharing your lap with Buddy. And I mean NO-Buddy!!


HAHA, that's great, Maxine!! Dog for Hire, haha. More like, step right up and hire Max the amazing pee machine. Watch and be amazed at how 50% of his body weight is urine. HAHA! I haven't laughed so hard since that time you fell off the couch...oooh, the good old days. *sniff, sniff* Do you smell food?



Derrrr, with my superior olfactory abilities I detected the aroma of a single kernel of corn located 15 feet away under the refrigerator. I suppose I'll see you in 10 minutes once you figure out your tongue is 6 inches too short to reach it. Not to mention it wouldn't hurt you to skip a few meals or are you still considering that job as the Fat Lady when the circus rolls into town?


Nice one, Max, point to you. Oh well, all kidding aside we'll miss Nick when he gets that job soon! Dang, can't quite reach that piece of corn!!


You said it, how else am I going to keep working on my cute physique without my daily beauty runs!! Then again, I could always hire him as my chauffeur....to the dog park, James!!

pre-Halloween prep time! 10 days and counting...

Hey all, Buddy here! Just thought we'd let you get a sneak peak at our costumes! If you don't immediately recognize us, just think of us as having another day at "The Office". Hint, hint. I'm portraying the handsome, intelligent Dwight Schrute and my gangly sidekick is Jim Halpert.

Jim here, I mean Max here! I think this pumpkin just spoke to me. It said, "A dastardly fate awaits you, Dwight."

Hahaha! You shoud've seen Buddy run home to momma! Talking pumpkins? I mean who believes that stuff? Finally, I get the camera to myself.

Hey, I'm the aforementioned Mr. Jack-O-Lantern. Thanks for the quick interview....I just wanted to clarify I said, "A dastardly fate awaits you TONIGHT." Got to give it to Max though, nicely done. Anyhow, enjoy these two bebes while you can, because tonight they're all MINE. Muhahahahahaha...ack...*cough*...hack...*pitooey*. Sorry, had a pumpkin seed in my throat. 'Nite.

Friday Night Lights "Tug O' War" Extravaganza!

Wow, what a night...I totally kicked Buddy's booty in tug-o'-war!!

Check out the pics from our furious fight.

Buddy here. I just want to say, never train with Nick. He totally left me unprepared for this fight. I coulda been a contender!!!

And, yes, it's true: Max totally kicked my bootay. It's so sore I can barely sit down... I guess I'll just lay then!

Afterwards, dad took us to an interesting restaurant to eat. It totally goes against my football religion, so I refused to pose. But here's Max looking dapper.
















Yes, I do look dapper, don't I? Well, that's our story and we're sticking to it. Now, go away, it's time for our nap!! -Max

We got new Nicknames today!

Mom gave me a really funny nickname. I think she said she gave it to me because when I have been sleeping for a while I get this 'sweet smell' about me. I don't know what she's talking about, I just like to stay warm and cozy when I take my naps. So, she calls me Buddy-licious. I like it a lot! It makes me smile.

So, Auntie Ada thought she was being funny - Buddy seems to think it's a little too funny. Whatever! I can't help it if I'm in touch with my feminine side.
My new nickname is Max Factor because of my obsession with 'lipstick'. Ha Ha Ha - laugh it up out there. Whatever!